"Don’t mistake my kindness for weakness. I’ll choke you with the same hand I fed you with."
— Anonymous (via suspend)

(Source: levi-has-the-booty, via vogue-victims)

bf: babe come over

Me: I'm eating garlic bread

bf: I'm horny and my parents aren't home

Me: it's the kind that's covered in cheese


sorry kids you’re either going to have to get a job or go to uni
oh but uni’s probably going to cost you more so you’ll need to do both
also we don’t have enough jobs for you

(Source: leelinschin, via toomuchdaydreaming)